5000letters:

i find it so incredibly attractive when someone is really good at something, like you can play the violin? damn son. you’re a really talented dj? good for you! i don’t care if you talk to me about quantum physics for an hour straight if i can see the passion in you at some point in that hour i’ll think “whoa, this is really hot.” 

Today I was downtown with my sister and decided to play the “Is it windy enough for me to fart and have nobody smell it” game, and judging by peoples faces around me, I lost.  Hard. 

swav3y:

I think it’s so attractive when you’re with a girl who comes off as a hard ass, because when you make her moan she’s so vulnerable and you realize in that moment you broke everything she built.

Are you the SAT because I’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes with a 10 minute break halfway through for snacks, and then I can stare at you for like 10 minutes and think ‘wow, I hope I don’t ruin this.’

Dude on OKC with the best pick up lines I have ever heard (via katamarang)

Hahaha this is awesome

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